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Doctors Make Me Sick

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I’ll tell you a dirty little secret, and it’s completely and totally true. It’s probably true for you too, whether you realize it or not. Doctors make you sick. They do. They just, well, do. Let me explain, and honestly, pay attention now, because this is proven. Doctors make people sick. Doctor’s offices do too. There are so many different ways this happens, but it does happen, and I’ve found it to be totally true for me. And to make matters even worse, not only do doctors make me sick, but I actually feel worse when I’m going to a doctor regularly and I feel better when I’m not. Some of that might be psychological, but I’ll explain. Let’s look at this:

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Wet, Naked, Hard and Cold

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So the title of this blog, though it looks like a good lead-in to a porno movie, is not. It’s actually something that happened to me a few months ago. I tried to write about it then, but I couldn’t. Today, I’ll write about it.

You see, as I do most days, a few months ago, I took a shower. Shortly after the shower was over, I found myself lying naked, wet, and cold, on the hard tile floor of our bathroom. I wasn’t doing this on purpose, mind you, and it wasn’t for fun, regardless of how dirty your mind is in interpreting the title. I’m not saying I wouldn’t do it for fun, but… actually, I am. I am saying that. No, I would not lie naked on the tile floor of the bathroom just for fun.

I would say to get your mind out of the gutter, but I’ve never understood that idiom. Well, I mean, I understand it, but here’s the thing: sex  isn’t shameful or dirty. It’s not gross or nasty. Sex is fun. I like sex. Most people (though certainly not all) actually like sex, at least, they do when it’s done right. So to say that something that is sexually suggestive puts your mind in the gutter–where it’s nasty, dirty and gross–really doesn’t work for me. Plus, if thinking good sexy thoughts is the gutter, maybe I want to spend some time with my mind in the gutter. I mean, I like that kind of gutter… don’t you? (more…)

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